2003 Christmas movieRating: 15/20 (Jen: 14/20)
Plot: Billy Bob and his little buddy Marcus love Christmas. It's all about tradition with those two with Billy Bob dressing as Santa and bringing delight to children at malls while Marcus plays his elf helper. And when the Christmas season is ending, they rob the mall and run off. With each passing year, Billy Bob's drinking and sexual exploits get more and more in the way of the duo's plans. But this season, meeting a chubby kid and a new ho ho ho threaten to change him.
This was the perfect movie to wash Meet Me in St. Louis out of my mouth although I must admit that I'm almost ashamed that I like it. It's just funny to watch Santa Claus piss himself, curse, drink, and nail Lauren Graham. It's almost too easy, and I don't want to give the writers any credit. It'd be like crediting the writers of America's Funniest Home Videos for all those shots of people being hit in the groin. Or crediting zookeepers with monkeys being funny. Still, this is a very funny and often unpredictable movie, and Billy Bob's performance as the titular Santa is award worthy. I also thought John Ritter was hilarious in every one of his scenes, and I liked the kid, apparently named The Kid, played by Brett Kelly. I'm envisioning a mash-up between this and Meet Me in St. Louis actually where The Kid eats Tootie. No, there's nothing really sweet about this movie, and I can't see it putting anybody in the Christmas spirit, but it's a ton of fun. As I've always said, the Christmas season would benefit from more cursing.
This is a funny f^*&^ing movie. It takes some nerve to get through, because it can get so uncomfortable at times with the language and the situations, but it is consistently good right to the end. A lot of movies like this start out strong and kind of peter out, because they lack a satisfactory ending, but this one bucks that trend.
ReplyDeleteThe best thing about this is the cast. There is not a person in it I would change. I too think that Thortons performance is great, and Ritter is fantastic, however, every time Tony Cox or Bernie Mac are on screen, they steal the scene.
I liked this a bit more than you...I give it an 18. Its just too solid, and too well done to give it anything lower.