The Babysitter

2017 horror-comedy

Rating: 13/20

Plot: A kid becomes alarmed when his babysitter invites her friends over for some Satanic rituals.

This is directed by somebody calling himself McG.

Here's another movie that made me almost unbelievably depressed. I watched this around my birthday, and most of my thoughts centered on how attractive I thought Samara Weaving was from certain angles. I felt pervy anyway, but then I checked her age and saw that she was born a couple months before I graduated from high school and felt even more pervy.

This movie is vivacious enough and almost entirely tongue-in-cheek, but it's burdened a bit by cliches. I kind of had fun, however, despite the depression felt from getting older while lusting after women who stay the same age.