I'm breaking this into parts this year because it's too long. Here goes: For the first time in 5 years, I fell short of the 365 ...

2006 crapfest Rating: 4/20 Plot: Some college kids go camping in a remote location and are terrorized by two Crispin Glovers armed wit...

2012 mini-series Rating: none Plot: Following the Civil War, the titular families living on opposite sides of the border between West ...

1964 Poe movie Rating: 16/20 Plot: A mean prince parties pretty freakin' hard while keeping people safe from the plague. Ah, Vin...

2010 comedy sequel Rating: 14/20 Plot: Headbangers Terry and Dean, a couple of long-haired dudes who are apparently in another movie, ...

1989 action movie Rating: 2/20 Plot: The titular cop and his sidekick battle organized crime in Los Angeles. Matt Hannon plays that ...

2002 documentary Rating: 16/20 Plot: Michael Moore pisses off gun nuts. I had one person, one of those guys who doesn't really u...

 1968 sexy Italian movie Rating: 13/20 Plot: A widow discovers that her late husband had an apartment rented solely for extracurric...

2007 Transformers rip-off Rating: 3/20 Plot: People vs. robots, in the future. The Asylum is a production company that attempts to c...

1973 horror movie Rating: 13/20 Plot: Newlyweds are traumatized by a curse involving a ghost and a severed hand. Why the hell don...

2001 romantic comedy Rating: 19/20 (Jen: 17/20) Plot: An awkward, introspective waitress in Paris decides to become a good-deed doer, ...

2012 historical comedy Rating: 7/20 Plot: Roosevelt fights Nazi werewolves, straight from the history books. This movie has its mome...

2012 comedy Rating: 15/20 Plot: Matt Pandamiglio, an aspiring comedian based on star and director Mike Birbiglia, deals with his new p...

1994 masterpiece Rating: 20/20 (Dylan: 15/20) Plot: See here  for a comprehensive plot synopsis. Part two of my son's Quentin Ta...

1996 documentary Rating: 13/20 Plot: It was Christmas Eve, and I had grown bored with Tetris. I was having trouble breathing, and my b...