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Reflections of Evil
2002 movie
Rating: 16/20
Plot: A bulbous guy named Bob unsuccessfully sells watches on the street and frequently engages in shouting matches with fellow pedestrians. He wanders a sort of purgatory. Meanwhile, his sister Julie, a girl who died from a drug overdose a long time ago, searches for him in an attempt to save him from a sugar addiction.
Damon Packard wrote, directed, and starred in this stunningly original piece that I'd like to label "outsider art" if it wasn't so aware. If I understand the story correctly, Packard spent an inheritance to make this movie which I think is about Hollywood, Hollywood's affect on our psyches, human beings' inabilities to get along with each other, human beings' inabilities to get along with themselves, overindulgence, paranoia, the role that media plays in our lives, and probably countless other things; made about 25,000 dvd copies; and sent them to celebrities. It reminds me of what the Residents did with their "Santa Dog" single although if Packard sent one of these to Richard Nixon, he was probably too late. Their reactions were collected on his website which doesn't seem to exist anymore. Unfortunately, I can't find any of those. The movie is a real treat for oddballs like me with the right sensibilities. It's a collision of nightmarish, horrifying imagery and hilarity that you don't see much outside of David Lynch's stuff. Things start with low-budget shots of a wandering spirit in a ghostly-white nightgown, shots ultra-eerie or mysterious because they are low-budget ones. The after-school special music gives this a weird 70's vibe. Then, the onslaught begins. Off sound-effects, voices obvious and comically dubbed with actors who had no idea that they were actors in a movie, an extended vomiting scene that is probably about six times longer than it actually needs to be, warping effects, characters shouting like they have Tourette's, sound effects from other worlds, drug-dazed horrors. The style's unique, and the results are very funny while managing to seep into your skin a little and reach parts of the soul that you're not usually aware of when watching a movie. There's a redundancy to the proceedings and a cheap experimental flavor that will turn off most people who like "real" movies. I want to make it clear that this is not a movie for everybody, but more adventurous cinephiles will discover a lot of beauty in all this ugliness. I know nothing about Damon Packard, and this is the only movie of his that I've seen. I suspect he's a very cynical individual, but he finds some humor in all these aspects of society that he doesn't like very much. A lot of the voices put to some of these "characters" made me laugh, and I loved one of his sister's lines: [Spoiler Alert!] "You died on the E.T. Adventure in 1984 from a sugar overdose." The hilarious behind-the-scenes reenactment of what seems to be a Steven Spielberg shoot also made me laugh, almost uncontrollably. Best of all? Amidst a lot of chaos filmed (illegally) at Universal Studios: A Klaus Kinski ride. Just let those three words sink in a little bit. Klaus Kinski ride. Just thinking about it makes me want to throw a monkey across the room.
The Garbage Pail Kids
1987 garbage pail movieRating: 3/20
Plot: A frequently-bullied, delusional kid accidentally frees the seven disgusting titular puppets from their garbage pail prison in a magician's antique store. They wreak havoc in disgusting and unfunny ways.
This came very close to being the first movie in the nearly four year history of this blog to be too embarrassing for me to admit that I watched. I could attempt to justify spending an hour and a half with this movie, one without a single redeeming value, by saying, "Well, I've seen it on some 'Worst Movie of All Time' lists, and I'm on a quest to find the worst movie of all time," but that wouldn't make it any less embarrassing. I could say, "Well, you know. It had puppets in it" or "Hey, I was watching it ironically!" or a variety of other things that would make it a little closer to OK that I watched this, but I don't think anything could make it OK that I watched this. Don't get me wrong! I did learn a couple valuable lessons from this thing: 1) Don't shake hands with Messy Tessy. 2) Don't watch anymore movies produced by the Topps baseball card company. Apparently, there is something more difficult to digest than that nasty gum they included in those card packs. Farts, projectile vomit, puppet rapping. If somebody shoved a copy of this into an 80's time capsule, likely to get rid of it so that none of their friends would catch them with it, then whoever digs that up is going to likely want to invent a time machine just to go back to the mid-80s and eliminate the race of man before this movie or any movie like it could be made. Here, I'll tell you a story to illustrate just how painful and embarrassing the experience of watching this movie is: I saw a can of Pepsi yesterday, remembered that the Pepsi company had for whatever reason decided to include a little product placement in this movie, remembered that I had watched this movie a few days ago, and attempted suicide by running head first into a cement wall. So this movie, out of the hundreds that I've seen and written about on this blog, came the closest to ending my life. True story.
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