Bad Movie Rating: 5/5 (Kristen: 5/5; Josh: 5/5; Jeremy: no rating; Johnny: 5/5)
Rating: 2/20
Plot: Not really sure.
Breen is a miracle. The guy elevates bad movie making to a higher form of art, the kind of art that human beings aren't even capable of understanding. It's the type of movie that you watch and then are unsure whether or not you even watched it. Watch Neil Breen partake in tuna and spill some on his lap. Watch the infamous pool scene. Watch Neil Breen wake up next to his car about seven times. Watch Neil Breen pound away on laptops that are clearly not turned on. Listen to Neil Breen narrate the entire movie. You'll be touched, perhaps inappropriately, and you'll wake up a changed man.
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