2006 action clunkerRating: 9/20
Plot: A juvenile delinquent is recruited by the po-po, given a yo-yo, and sent undercover to a private high school to stop a terrorist group from blowing stuff up or whatever they are trying to do.
It's pretty bad when about a week passes after you've watched something and you can't remember if you even finished the movie. This was hyperkinetic boredom, ultra-modern and technologically stylish in that way that makes me want to stop watching movies before I've started. The main character's thick legs weren't quite enough to keep me interested. This movie might have been better if it had two and a half more explosions in it or if that whole yo-yo thing made any sense whatsoever.
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