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The Chaser
1928 silent black comedy
Rating: 15/20
Plot: Harry's wife, possibly persuaded by her mother, decides to divorce the good-for-nothing. The judge decides to teach him a lesson instead and orders the husband and wife to reverse roles. This doesn't work out well for Harry who decides to end his life, and when that doesn't work, he goes golfing. It's almost funny!
No, actually it's not very funny at all. This was the second of a trio of movies that Langdon directed after being a very successful silent film comedian. Unfortunately for Langdon, nobody liked them and his career was ruined. I can't recall seeing Langdon in anything else and decided to give him a go, suspecting--after a little research--that I would enjoy the movies he directed more than the stuff that's supposed to be halfway decent. That third film, Heart Trouble, is sadly a lost one, by the way. Harry Langdon doesn't have the personality of a Chaplin or a Buster or the likability of Harold Lloyd. In fact, I would almost say that he's unlikable. The bits in The Chaser are either poorly timed or just not funny at all. As an actor, he overcooks the comedy while trying desperately to be as stone-faced as Keaton. Check out a scene where he's jumping up and down on a porch, really for no reason at all other than to set up another visual gag with inexplicable cats that will have you scratching your head more than laughing. Or when he shakes his hat "comically" during an almost-funny scene featuring what he believes to be the undead. There's an earlier excruciatingly long scene in which he's trying to get an egg for his wife. You watch and think, "Man, for as long as he's setting this up, the payoff better be something great." And then you're disappointed because it's only almost great. So why did I end up liking this? I like how Langdon took risks, taking the humor to some pretty dark places. Divorce really shouldn't be funny, but marital issues had been used in early comedies before. But an extended series of failed suicide attempts forty years before Harold and Maude? One of those gags had an extended shot of Langdon lying on the floor under a sheet. I mean, for a really long time, you're just staring at a frozen screen. It's risky stuff, and it might have been funny if it had just been lengthier. I also liked this movie because of a sneaky subtext. Langdon is very obviously making a movie about impotence, another daring move for the late-20s. So while this isn't a great 1920's comedy that should hoist Langdon up there with the big three silent comedy stars, it is a fascinating little movie with some neat ideas.
Shane Watches a Bad Movie on Facebook with Friends: Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead
2006 horror comedy musical
Rating: 15/20 (Libby: 18/20; Fred: 17/20; Carrie: 19/20; Josh: didn't rate)
Plot: A fast-food chicken franchise builds on a Native American burial ground. Amidst protesters, those Indian souls take possession of the foodstuffs and eventually the workers and customers. Poultrygeist!
What a terrible punny title. The intention with our little bad movie club, obviously, is to watch a bad movie and make fun of it. Troma doesn't make unintentionally bad movies exactly. They understand their capabilities and the filmmakers are proud of what the disgusting and sometimes downright tasteless stuff they put on screen. And sometimes, as is the case here, they sneak in a movie that could actually be described as good. This accomplishes everything Lloyd Kaufman and his writers set out to do. Josh put it best: "Fun for the whole family: racism, sexism, fat people, geeks, lesbians, h[censored], [censored], handicaps [almost censored that one, too], white trash, rape, shit, vomit, and boobs." And, of course, a whole lot of cock. It's trashy, often looks stupid, and could possibly offend hippies, animal rights activists, Native Americans, liberals, black people, people with good diets, Middle Eastern peoples, women, and really anybody else. This pulls no punches, unapologetically and gloriously. And yes, there is the "choke the chicken" that you could have predicted before the movie even started. At the same time, there's some shrewd satire about our appetites as a society, both our literal appetites and our entertainment appetites, as well as some expected and bitter swipes at the (admittedly, fish-in-a-barrel-y) fast-food industry. The jokes are stuffed into this thing, and while a lot of them are terrible--some funny because they are terrible--a lot of this made me laugh the kinds of laughs that you almost hate yourself for. And did I mention that Poultrygeist is a musical? Because it is! With some standard musical choreography! The songs are good enough to sound like something from Rocky Horror and the lyrics are funny enough. The real fun begins when the mayhem does, and there are a few lengthy sequences where Kaufman and company are very obviously just seeing how many different ways they can think of for a zombie chicken to kill a human being. The violence is nearly orgasmic. Unfortunately for a lot of viewers, they'll miss out on the berserk zombie chicken mayhem because they'll turn the movie off during an extended scene where a bulbous man with gastrointestinal issues makes a mess of a bathroom. That's if they got past the creatively juvenile use of a Native American zombie finger in an opening scene featuring a guy with something other than an ax in his other hand. No, you don't want to know. This is a movie that surprises from its beginning to its end, and you might have as much fun watching it as it looks like the people who made it must have had. It's a real blast but definitely not for everybody. I wouldn't recommend it to my mother-in-law, for example.
Is There Sex After Death?
1971 sex comedy
Rating: 14/20
Plot: Dr. Rogers from the Bureau of Sexological Investigation roams about in the Sexmobile and interviews experts in sexual matters, talks to everyday people on the streets, and visits key sites to answer the titular question and others.
Prankster Alan Abel and his wife created this now-dated look at sexuality. It's funny forty-some years later, but after a while, it gets a little tedious. There are plenty of naked people, but if this makes any points at all, it makes them early. The wad is shot, so to speak, and then it keeps going. Abel himself plays the roving reporter and does it as a sort-of straight man. It's amazing that he keeps his composure while sitting so close to so many naked people or hearing an actor say, "For the vegetable, it was exquisite," or a "Professor of Dildography" talk about "millions of miles of unused orifice," or an x-rated magician ask, "Is that not your urine sample?" or an expert claiming that "you'd be up to your ass in dwarfs" if one of eight didn't die during sexual intercourse. In between all that, Abel takes us to a sex Olympics, a nudist colony where they sing "Dinah Won't You Blow Your Horn" and later dance in a way that makes nudity seem like a pretty terrible invention, a perverse art gallery, and a pornographic opera. Oh, and there's a brief penis puppet show. Robert Downey Sr. makes a pair of appearances, but he's nowhere as entertaining as Earle Doud who plays the x-rated magician or Marshall Efron who plays Vince Domino, the "master of filth and excretion" who talks about making a pornographic film with a goose and a donkey. This is nothing revolutionary, some bits fall completely flat, and it's not always even all that much fun, but it's an interesting enough little time capsule item nevertheless.
Rating: 14/20
Plot: Dr. Rogers from the Bureau of Sexological Investigation roams about in the Sexmobile and interviews experts in sexual matters, talks to everyday people on the streets, and visits key sites to answer the titular question and others.
Prankster Alan Abel and his wife created this now-dated look at sexuality. It's funny forty-some years later, but after a while, it gets a little tedious. There are plenty of naked people, but if this makes any points at all, it makes them early. The wad is shot, so to speak, and then it keeps going. Abel himself plays the roving reporter and does it as a sort-of straight man. It's amazing that he keeps his composure while sitting so close to so many naked people or hearing an actor say, "For the vegetable, it was exquisite," or a "Professor of Dildography" talk about "millions of miles of unused orifice," or an x-rated magician ask, "Is that not your urine sample?" or an expert claiming that "you'd be up to your ass in dwarfs" if one of eight didn't die during sexual intercourse. In between all that, Abel takes us to a sex Olympics, a nudist colony where they sing "Dinah Won't You Blow Your Horn" and later dance in a way that makes nudity seem like a pretty terrible invention, a perverse art gallery, and a pornographic opera. Oh, and there's a brief penis puppet show. Robert Downey Sr. makes a pair of appearances, but he's nowhere as entertaining as Earle Doud who plays the x-rated magician or Marshall Efron who plays Vince Domino, the "master of filth and excretion" who talks about making a pornographic film with a goose and a donkey. This is nothing revolutionary, some bits fall completely flat, and it's not always even all that much fun, but it's an interesting enough little time capsule item nevertheless.
Shane Watches a Bad Movie with Friends on Facebook: Big Money Rustlas
2010 Insane Clown Posse western comedy
Rating: 5/20 (Fred [simul-watching on Facebook]: 7/20)
Plot: There's no peace in Mudbug as Big Baby Chips. . .oh, nevermind.
Over the poker table, Fred and I decided we would watch this on February 19th at 9:30. He might have been a little drunk. I had no excuse. I told other Facebook friends to participate, but they weren't interested, probably because it's a comedy-western hybrid made by the Insane Clown Posse. Well, except for Josh who finished the movie an hour before we were supposed to watch it because he's got a bedtime. I'm not sure what to write about this movie, so I'm just going to use the Facebook conversation:
Rating: 5/20 (Fred [simul-watching on Facebook]: 7/20)
Plot: There's no peace in Mudbug as Big Baby Chips. . .oh, nevermind.
Over the poker table, Fred and I decided we would watch this on February 19th at 9:30. He might have been a little drunk. I had no excuse. I told other Facebook friends to participate, but they weren't interested, probably because it's a comedy-western hybrid made by the Insane Clown Posse. Well, except for Josh who finished the movie an hour before we were supposed to watch it because he's got a bedtime. I'm not sure what to write about this movie, so I'm just going to use the Facebook conversation:
- Shane Brashear Great close-up of a horse's rear end...probably the most pleasant thing about the movie so far.
- Shane Brashear I really hope this movie never explains why two of the characters are wearing clown make-up. It adds a mysterious flavor, kind of like a classic spaghetti western or 'The Searchers'.
- Shane Brashear acid from a goldmine? Fat chick's ass after running a marathon in no underwear? This is pretty poetic stuff...
- Shane Brashear Yeah, I guess that's the conflict...though my guess is that they'll end up teaming up.
- Shane Brashear Hatchet Man is one of their characters or alter-egos or something. I feel like I should have done a little research or something.
- Shane Brashear I like the old sheriff...great facial hair and the voice of a 70's cartoon character.
- Shane Brashear "You got my money, motherfucker?" and crazed giggling as I gather my chips...expect that next poker night.
- Shane Brashear I need subtitles for the guy in the burgundy jacket...the one originally swinging that hammer.
- Carrie Dobbins I'm so sorry I have missed this momentous occasion. :( I had every intention of participating, but then I took 30 ml of NyQuil chased by a beer and promptly passed out. I now drag myself to bed. Excuses, I know, but a pretty good one...:(
- Shane Brashear Erwin Shepansky plays the old sheriff--Fred Freckles. Unfortunately, this has been his only movie appearance.
- Shane Brashear Well, the dude who shoots lasers out of his eyes and makes outhouses explode didn't work out. Time to send in the guy with a smelly foot.
- Shane Brashear Just looked up Sizemore's filmography...this must have been a good career move because he has 20 (!) movies either completed, filming, or in pre- or post-production.
- Fred Milch I'd like to take this moment to comment on my disappointment in the lack of nudity in this film.
- Shane Brashear I doubt I'll be able to get this "Wouldn't let his pecker near my butt" song out of my head tomorrow.
- Shane Brashear "I can't wait to pee on your head." If I had a nickel for every time I said that, I could take that 45 cents and make my own movie.
- Shane Brashear That showdown reminded me of the one in 'The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly'...well, they're both in color.
- Fred Milch A solid 7 out of 20. This is what I'd call a good Bad Movie.
I rate movies on a 4-tiered scale.
Good-Good movies (something that strives for greatness and attains it, such as The Godfather)
Bad-Good Movies (the lowest of the low.)
Good-Bad Movies (Amazing cinema. Big Trouble in Little China being a perfect example.)
Bad-Bad Movies (Think Scary Movie, or anything with Little Richard in it) - Fred Milch it's clearly at the low end of the Good-Bad tier, but it's acceptable. I'm actually pleasantly surprised that I could finish it. It was entertaining in it's horridity.
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