Rating: 5/20 (Fred [simul-watching on Facebook]: 7/20)
Plot: There's no peace in Mudbug as Big Baby Chips. . .oh, nevermind.
Over the poker table, Fred and I decided we would watch this on February 19th at 9:30. He might have been a little drunk. I had no excuse. I told other Facebook friends to participate, but they weren't interested, probably because it's a comedy-western hybrid made by the Insane Clown Posse. Well, except for Josh who finished the movie an hour before we were supposed to watch it because he's got a bedtime. I'm not sure what to write about this movie, so I'm just going to use the Facebook conversation:
- Shane Brashear Great close-up of a horse's rear end...probably the most pleasant thing about the movie so far.
- Shane Brashear I really hope this movie never explains why two of the characters are wearing clown make-up. It adds a mysterious flavor, kind of like a classic spaghetti western or 'The Searchers'.
- Shane Brashear acid from a goldmine? Fat chick's ass after running a marathon in no underwear? This is pretty poetic stuff...
- Shane Brashear Yeah, I guess that's the conflict...though my guess is that they'll end up teaming up.
- Shane Brashear Hatchet Man is one of their characters or alter-egos or something. I feel like I should have done a little research or something.
- Shane Brashear I like the old sheriff...great facial hair and the voice of a 70's cartoon character.
- Shane Brashear "You got my money, motherfucker?" and crazed giggling as I gather my chips...expect that next poker night.
- Shane Brashear I need subtitles for the guy in the burgundy jacket...the one originally swinging that hammer.
Carrie Dobbins I'm so sorry I have missed this momentous occasion. :( I had every intention of participating, but then I took 30 ml of NyQuil chased by a beer and promptly passed out. I now drag myself to bed. Excuses, I know, but a pretty good one...:(- Shane Brashear Erwin Shepansky plays the old sheriff--Fred Freckles. Unfortunately, this has been his only movie appearance.
- Shane Brashear Well, the dude who shoots lasers out of his eyes and makes outhouses explode didn't work out. Time to send in the guy with a smelly foot.
- Shane Brashear Just looked up Sizemore's filmography...this must have been a good career move because he has 20 (!) movies either completed, filming, or in pre- or post-production.
- Fred Milch I'd like to take this moment to comment on my disappointment in the lack of nudity in this film.
- Shane Brashear I doubt I'll be able to get this "Wouldn't let his pecker near my butt" song out of my head tomorrow.
- Shane Brashear "I can't wait to pee on your head." If I had a nickel for every time I said that, I could take that 45 cents and make my own movie.
- Shane Brashear That showdown reminded me of the one in 'The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly'...well, they're both in color.
- Fred Milch A solid 7 out of 20. This is what I'd call a good Bad Movie.
I rate movies on a 4-tiered scale.
Good-Good movies (something that strives for greatness and attains it, such as The Godfather)
Bad-Good Movies (the lowest of the low.)
Good-Bad Movies (Amazing cinema. Big Trouble in Little China being a perfect example.)
Bad-Bad Movies (Think Scary Movie, or anything with Little Richard in it) - Fred Milch it's clearly at the low end of the Good-Bad tier, but it's acceptable. I'm actually pleasantly surprised that I could finish it. It was entertaining in it's horridity.
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