2007 summer blockbuster Rating: 4/20
Plot: Friendly neighborhood Spiderman, happily enormously popular, battles personal problems, his best friend, and a guy made out of sand. He gets a brand new Spiderman suit to wear to church, and then gets all angsty because it gets a tear in it. His once-beloved aunt starts to get annoying, so he plots ways to rid himself of her, ultimately deciding to execute a plan involving a blender and Phyllis Diller. Then another bad guy, one who screeches, enters the scene, pouts dramatically, takes cheap shots, gropes himself, etc. leading to a climactic fight scene that looks just like all the other fight scenes.
This movie sucks.
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3 comments:
Yep, here it is. Looks like I was in a bad mood when writing this one.
Ha....well you certainly did not go into much detail, but a movie like SM3 does not really deserve a lot of effort to talk about.
I felt the same way about it...I might give it an 8 or 9 though..just cause I still got a thrill watching Spider Man web around, plus the first fight scene between Parker and his friend Harry was incredible.
But yeah..it still sucked overall.
A three-word review...it doesn't seem fair. I didn't even bother with a coherent plot summary, probably because I didn't even understand the movie.
Poor Spidey.
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