San Andreas

2015 disaster movie

Rating: 8/20

Plot: Earthquakes vs. The Rock

Disaster porn with sketchy special effects and questionable logic. I expected The Rock to be ridiculous enough for this movie to be enjoyable. Like, I actually expected him to engage in fisticuffs with an earthquake or something, but stuff like that only happens in the world of The Fast and the Furious. Here, they try to make The Rock an actual human being with varying results.

Paul Giamatti reacts to earthquakes in the exact same way he reacted to the Kennedy assassination. Both made me laugh which I'm sure wasn't his intention.

I may have fast-forwarded over large chunks of this movie. Depression was intense while I watched this one.

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