Rating: 1/20 (Mark: 1/20; Amy: 4/20)
Plot: See previous write-up in this blog for the "plot" of this movie.
The best thing about owning your own copy of Manos: The Hands of Fate is that you can watch it any time you want. The other best thing about owning it is that you can force your friends to watch it. An unplanned Manos viewing has got to be one of the best ways to celebrate the holiday season. 19,000 dollars, by the way, Mark, most of it likely spent on the prosthetics for Torgo's goat legs or The Master's bitchin' black and red cape. You know a movie is in trouble when not only the dogs are out-acting the people, but you really get the sense that the dogs could have written a better script.